Robert G. Durant
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randyjohnson
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I owe money to a man named Robert G. Durant. I want to pay him the money I owe but I can't.

Robert G. Durant

I owe money to a man named Robert G. Durant.

I want to pay him the money I owe but I can't.

He cuts off the fingers of people who don't pay him money.

You may find it amusing but I sure as hell don't think it's funny.

He cut off all of my fingers, he didn't even spare one.

I couldn't even pick my nose after he was done.

I want to give Durant the bird but I don't have the finger to do it with.

I'd chop his balls off with a lightsaber if I had fingers and if I was a Sith.

You'd better take my advice because it sure isn't a lie.

Pay Robert Durant or you can kiss your fingers goodbye.

(This poem was inspired by the Darkman movies.)

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