Princess Peach Turned Out To Be A Snob
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randyjohnson
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I had to travel through eight worlds to save Princess Peach. But she's about as warm and caring as a blood sucking leech.

Princess Peach Turned Out To Be A Snob

I had to travel through eight worlds to save Princess Peach.

But she's about as warm and caring as a blood sucking leech.

After killing seven fake Bowsers, I finally destroyed the real one.

I did it to save Peach but it was something I shouldn't have done.

She turned out to be a snob, she called me dumb,

and Luigi dumber.

She said that we're worthless in her eyes because we're just plumbers.

I had to fight turtles,

and goombas,

and I told her that I deserved to be thanked.

She said that I'm dust beneath her feet and I decided that she should be spanked.

I put her over my knee and I spanked that soft ass.

She cried and cried which proves that she has no class.

I was only given a few lives,

and I had to travel through thirty-two levels to be able to win.

I would've dumped Peach in the lava instead of Bowser if I had things to do over again.

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