When we went hunting, I accidentally shot you in the butt.
And you aimed your rifle at my crotch and blew off my nuts.
I forgave you but now I'm glad that I shot you in the ass.
I was wrong when I thought you had substance and class.
I saw you with a woman and I saw you kiss her.
You were a womanizer who cheated on my sister.
I wouldn't fight you and a coward was what people started calling me.
And they were right because you have huge muscles and you're seven-feet-three.
But one good turn deserves another.
Your balls were cut off by my mother.
Cheating on her daughter was something that wasn't appreciated.
And that's why she decided that you deserved to be castrated.
I can tell you what both of our futures have in store.
We're two eunuchs who can't father babies anymore.
Now you and I have no desire to watch porn.
When it came to my mother, you learned that hell has no fury like a woman scorned.