If video games were like crack,
I would've been dead long ago.
If video games were like crack,
I would be buried six feet below.
If video games were like crack,
I would've overdosed and wouldn't be alive.
If video games were like crack,
I wouldn't have been able to survive.
If video games were like crack,
somebody would've had to call my next of kin.
If video games were like crack,
I wouldn't have played video games ever again.
If video games were like crack,
I would've been like a man who can't swim, I would've drowned.
If video games were like crack,
my ex-wife would be happy because I'd no longer be around.
(The only fictional thing about this poem is the part about the ex-wife.)
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