If Video Games Were Like Crack
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randyjohnson
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If video games were like crack, I would've been dead long ago.

If Video Games Were Like Crack

If video games were like crack,

I would've been dead long ago.

If video games were like crack,

I would be buried six feet below.

If video games were like crack,

I would've overdosed and wouldn't be alive.

If video games were like crack,

I wouldn't have been able to survive.

If video games were like crack,

somebody would've had to call my next of kin.

If video games were like crack,

I wouldn't have played video games ever again.

If video games were like crack,

I would've been like a man who can't swim, I would've drowned.

If video games were like crack,

my ex-wife would be happy because I'd no longer be around.

(The only fictional thing about this poem is the part about the ex-wife.)

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