Because of my neighbor, I found a way to get rich.
But I eventually went to the hospital to get stitched.
My neighbor was actually able to build a time machine.
Some people were so angry that they cut out my spleen.
I would continuously use my neighbor's time machine to travel to the days before.
I would bet on the horses that previously won and some people became very sore.
I won several million dollars by betting on horses that previously won.
The owners of the race track couldn't believe my luck, they were stunned.
I continued to travel back in time and I won day after day.
But after having to give me millions, the owners of the race track decided not to continue to pay.
They learned that I was cheating and they took drastic measures.
Even though I'm a rich man, it hasn't turned out to be a pleasure.
I promised those people that I'd never do it again, I promised to quit.
But they beat and cut me anyway because they were having a fit.
When he learned what I did, I got a visit from my neighbor who is a very smart scientist.
Because I used his time machine without getting his permission, he beat me with his fists.
When I begged him not to attack, my plea was ignored, he didn't care.
He was pounding my already broken ribs, I begged him not to hit me there.
I thought I would wind up being happy but I feel nothing but pain and sorrow.
If your neighbor has a time machine, it's something that you shouldn't borrow.