I Can't Read or Write
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randyjohnson
randyjohnson Community member
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I didn't get much schooling so I can't read or write. Many people don't understand my situation and plight.

I Can't Read or Write

I didn't get much schooling so I can't read or write.

Many people don't understand my situation and plight.

I thought I was buying sugar but I bought salt.

My cake made people puke and it was my fault.

When I drive, I can't read stop signs so I always crash.

Over thirty people have sued because of whiplash.

When I was seven, Dad wouldn't let me go to school anymore.

When a person can't read or write, it closes so many doors.

I can count to ten but I have to use my fingers and thumbs.

And if you actually believe I can't read or write after reading this poem, you are dumb.

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