I've been a used car salesman for twenty years, it's my job to lie and cheat.
When it comes to how I do my job, you'd better believe that there is deceit.
I hired a man but he wouldn't roll the odometers back.
He said that he was honest so I gave him the sack.
I no longer personally roll the odometers back because when I did it, I was arrested.
My cellmate beat the hell out of me because all used car salesmen are detested.
When people give me advice about becoming honest, I ignore it.
When I sold a Bug, I said it was the car that was used in the Herbie movies and I was paid two hundred grand for it.
My favorite customers are those who have plenty of money and are naive.
When people ask me to lower my prices, I cuss them out and tell them to leave.
I sold a car without telling the buyer about its worn out brakes.
Now she's angry because she ended up driving the car in a lake.
When it comes to me and my job, people hate my demeanor.
If you buy a vehicle from me, I will take you to the cleaners.