Detestable Car Salesman
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randyjohnson
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I've been a used car salesman for twenty years, it's my job to lie and cheat. When it comes to how I do my job, you'd better believe that there is deceit.

Detestable Car Salesman

I've been a used car salesman for twenty years, it's my job to lie and cheat.

When it comes to how I do my job, you'd better believe that there is deceit.

I hired a man but he wouldn't roll the odometers back.

He said that he was honest so I gave him the sack.

I no longer personally roll the odometers back because when I did it, I was arrested.

My cellmate beat the hell out of me because all used car salesmen are detested.

When people give me advice about becoming honest, I ignore it.

When I sold a Bug, I said it was the car that was used in the Herbie movies and I was paid two hundred grand for it.

My favorite customers are those who have plenty of money and are naive.

When people ask me to lower my prices, I cuss them out and tell them to leave.

I sold a car without telling the buyer about its worn out brakes.

Now she's angry because she ended up driving the car in a lake.

When it comes to me and my job, people hate my demeanor.

If you buy a vehicle from me, I will take you to the cleaners.

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