So bob what do i do if i accidentally call someone by the wrong name?
Well Jim, you just say I’m sorry And walk away
But bob, I accidentally called my wife Barbra....
Oh well just say you got confused Jim!
WAITTT A MINUTE!! MY WIFES NAME IS BARBRA!
UHH... the real problem is that.. well Barbra was over at my house....
WHaTt?? DOiNg WhAt JiM???
YA see bob well we were playing cards and .... then my wife got home... and they both look the same from the back so...
BOB! Just listen ok! Then i tapped her on the back and i was like ‘hey barb you wanna finish that game of poker??
Jim... What did she bet?
Oh uh nothing important.. just your car.. OH yeah and the kids Annnddd if she lost i demolish her house it was an intense game she was totally winning...
ANYWAYS! Now my wife’s filing for a divorce
Oh man.. I’m sorry
The next day bob got a note Hey bob... Lemme just say I had a trick up my Sleeve lol -Jim
The day after that
I swear Jim from this day forward i will destroy you and everything you love, exept your wife, she’s mine
Gahhhhhh! Come out Jim and face me!!!
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