It's called Bad Balthazar. And this is how it starts: "Ugh fuff,” hisses Balthazar to himself, only it’s a different word than “fuff.”
It's a kind of like a Choose Your Own Adventure book. But Choose Your Own Adventure is trademarked, so...
it's You Have to Choose
You have to choose if Balthazar should be mean to the girl he secretly likes.
You have to choose if Balthazar should flip off a boy who might like him.
And you have to choose if Balthazar should have Goldfish or animal crackers or graham crackers for snack time.
These are big, terrifying choices.
But if you choose thoughtfully, maybe this bad fifth-grade boy won't be so bad day at school.
So please buy it on Amazon (which is an exploitive, harmful corporation, but still...)