I just had a flashback from 5th grade when my teacher's Girlfriend was having a baby so he left for like a month to take care of his baby.
And would you guess what happened?
We got a substitute teacher!
But! That substitute teacher was a kindergarten substitute teacher...
That month went SLOWLY!
She called everyone "cuties".
And gave me a 4 on a report that was turned in 3 days late.