How To Make The Most Perfect Pie



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Please do not follow these steps. Many things can go horribly wrong.

How To Make The Most Perfect Pie

How To Make The Most Perfect Pie (a guide to "perfection")

Usually my guides turn in to being a helpful guide to a

Usually my guides turn in to being a helpful guide to a life on the run.

Usually my guides turn in to being a helpful guide to a life on the run. This guide is nothing like the others!

Usually my guides turn in to being a helpful guide to a life on the run. This guide is nothing like the others! I mean we're making pie!

Usually my guides turn in to being a helpful guide to a life on the run. This guide is nothing like the others! I mean we're making pie! What could go wrong?

Suspicious?

Suspicious? Hmm, yeah okay...

We will be making

We will be making Apple Pie!

We will be making Apple Pie! Note:

We will be making Apple Pie! Note: If you don't like pie, you DO NOT have to make this.

We will be making Apple Pie! Note: If you don't like pie, you DO NOT have to make this. I, myself, HATE pie but still decided to make this guide.

We will be making Apple Pie! Note: If you don't like pie, you DO NOT have to make this. I, myself, HATE pie but still decided to make this guide. For people who like pie, DO NOT follow the recipe either.

We will be making Apple Pie! Note: If you don't like pie, you DO NOT have to make this. I, myself, HATE pie but still decided to make this guide. For people who like pie, DO NOT follow the recipe either. You have been WARNED!!!

Before making the filling, get the pie crust and put in into a fitting pan.

Before making the filling, get the pie crust and put in into a fitting pan. You wont be needing an oven as we'll be using a blow torch.

Okay first you'll need the ingredients!

Okay first you'll need the ingredients! Ingredients:

Okay first you'll need the ingredients! Ingredients: ¾ cups of salt

Okay first you'll need the ingredients! Ingredients: ¾ cups of salt ¼ cup of sugar

Okay first you'll need the ingredients! Ingredients: ¾ cups of salt ¼ cup of sugar ⅛ cup of dirt

Okay first you'll need the ingredients! Ingredients: ¾ cups of salt ¼ cup of sugar ⅛ cup of dirt 3 cups of gasoline

Okay first you'll need the ingredients! Ingredients: ¾ cups of salt ¼ cup of sugar ⅛ cup of dirt 3 cups of gasoline 6 cups of fresh apples from the garbage

This might sound a little different from the average apple pie recipes,

This might sound a little different from the average apple pie recipes, but trust me, this will end up a TOTAL disaster!

Now the steps!

Now the steps! Step One:

Now the steps! Step One: Get your "fresh" apples and cut them thickly with some SAFETY scissors.

Now the steps! Step One: Get your "fresh" apples and cut them thickly with some SAFETY scissors. Step Two:

Now the steps! Step One: Get your "fresh" apples and cut them thickly with some SAFETY scissors. Step Two: Combine the dirt, sugar, and salt in a large Home Depot bucket.

Step Three:

Step Three: Get a slightly used toothbrush and stir them completely.

Step Three: Get a slightly used toothbrush and stir them completely. Step Four:

Step Three: Get a slightly used toothbrush and stir them completely. Step Four: Add the "fresh" apples and gasoline in the Home Depot bucket.

Step Three: Get a slightly used toothbrush and stir them completely. Step Four: Add the "fresh" apples and gasoline in the Home Depot bucket. STIR WELL WILL TOOTHBRUSH

And now you have the filling!

And now you have the filling! Step Five:

And now you have the filling! Step Five: add the filling into the pie crust.

And now you have the filling! Step Five: add the filling into the pie crust. Note:

And now you have the filling! Step Five: add the filling into the pie crust. Note: If your pie filling is liquidity from the gasoline, that means you did it correctly.

And now you have the filling! Step Five: add the filling into the pie crust. Note: If your pie filling is liquidity from the gasoline, that means you did it correctly. Also this guide wont tell you to decorate the pie but you can if you want.

Step Six: Now bring out the blowtorch and get it started.

Step Six: Now bring out the blowtorch and get it started. The blowtorch will "cook" the pie because of the gasoline in it.

Step Six: Now bring out the blowtorch and get it started. The blowtorch will "cook" the pie because of the gasoline in it. Once the blowtorch is ready, burn the heck out of that "pie".

Step Six: Now bring out the blowtorch and get it started. The blowtorch will "cook" the pie because of the gasoline in it. Once the blowtorch is ready, burn the heck out of that "pie". Only for a few seconds because it will then cook on itself.

Final Step:

Final Step: Let the pie burn for awhile.

Final Step: Let the pie burn for awhile. If it's still burning after 1-2 hours, then use the Home Depot bucket, fill it up with water, then pour it onto the pie.

Final Step: Let the pie burn for awhile. If it's still burning after 1-2 hours, then use the Home Depot bucket, fill it up with water, then pour it onto the pie. Now it's ready to be BURIED and NEVER to be seen again!

Congratulations!!!!

Congratulations!!!! Now you have a perfect "non-edible" apple pie.

Congratulations!!!! Now you have a perfect "non-edible" apple pie. Yummy!

Congratulations!!!! Now you have a perfect "non-edible" apple pie. Yummy! Enjoy your disgusting, burnt pie!

Congratulations!!!! Now you have a perfect "non-edible" apple pie. Yummy! Enjoy your disgusting, burnt pie! Thanks for reading

Congratulations!!!! Now you have a perfect "non-edible" apple pie. Yummy! Enjoy your disgusting, burnt pie! Thanks for reading BYE!!!

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