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pigfromcali 𝑢𝒉 𝒅𝒆𝒂𝒓, π’Šπ’” 𝒔𝒉𝒆 𝒅𝒆𝒂𝒅?
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Some of these questions I didn't answer cuz I want to keep the embarrassment at a minimum

How Do Scorpios...

How Do Scorpios... WARNING:

How Do Scorpios... WARNING: Based off of my experience

How Do Scorpios... WARNING: Based off of my experience May have sarcasm

How Do Scorpios... WARNING: Based off of my experience May have sarcasm Profanity included

How Do Scorpios... WARNING: Based off of my experience May have sarcasm Profanity included ...did I forget anything?

How Do Scorpios... WARNING: Based off of my experience May have sarcasm Profanity included ...did I forget anything? No. Okay lets start!

1) How do scorpios flirt?

1) How do scorpios flirt? Ummm- I don't flirt. . . at least I don't think I do? I'm socially awkward (as I've been told) and when it comes to "love" I suck at it xD One question in and I'm already feeling uncomfortable

1) How do scorpios flirt? Ummm- I don't flirt. . . at least I don't think I do? I'm socially awkward (as I've been told) and when it comes to "love" I suck at it xD One question in and I'm already feeling uncomfortable eek next please!

2) How do scorpios act when hurt?

2) How do scorpios act when hurt? When I'm hurt, I try to be tough. I don't scream, I do cry a little, but I try to be calm. I'm basically the opposite of my sister- (an Aries) she is so damn dramatic it's kinda scary

3) How do scopios die?

3) How do scopios die? Usually when scorpios die, they are falling from a pit of depression and sarcas- DAMN IT I HAVE NO IDEA!!! What kind of question is this? Like I could see the future!? No, no I can't

4) How do scorpios look?

4) How do scorpios look? Well, it varies depending on everything? This is how I look tho-

Lmao why am I not wearing anything? Hold on one second-

Okay that's better; NOW I'M READY TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!!!

Okay that's better; NOW I'M READY TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!!! ...someday

5) How do scorpios act when they like someone?

5) How do scorpios act when they like someone? Idk why don't you ask meh crush? ...actually don't or I'll kill you with a potato -.- eeeee okay next question!

6) How do scorpios show love?

6) How do scorpios show love? Love? Shit I'm not answering this... I only actually love two people (my crush and "brother") not counting my family cause that's just forced love NexT!

7) How do scorpios dress?

7) How do scorpios dress? With.... clothes, duh!

8) How do scorpios apologize?

8) How do scorpios apologize? It depends on who they are apologizing to and why. If I like you or I just don't care, then I'd be straight forward but other times it's going to be different. 'You're not not right" Ah, classic

9) How do scorpios act around their crush?

9) How do scorpios act around their crush? .

9) How do scorpios act around their crush? ..

9) How do scorpios act around their crush? ...

9) How do scorpios act around their crush? ...we're done here

9) How do scorpios act around their crush? ...we're done here So yeah, byeeee

~Apollo

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