Putting together the dirtiest songs I could think of and making a clean poem out of them.

Macaroni in a pot.

Macaroni in a pot. Got me A1. Sauce please.

Macaroni in a pot. Got me A1. Sauce please. Chili cheese fries as a starter.

Macaroni in a pot. Got me A1. Sauce please. Chili cheese fries as a starter. I never smell like sardines

I’ve been drinking coffee.

I’ve been drinking coffee. And he toss my salad like his name Romaine

I’ve been drinking coffee. And he toss my salad like his name Romaine By the way I’ve been craving,

I’ve been drinking coffee. And he toss my salad like his name Romaine By the way I’ve been craving, He can tell I ain’t missing no meals

Stakes high, need a side of collard greens

Stakes high, need a side of collard greens I’m up like Starbucks, three pumps, boo.

Stakes high, need a side of collard greens I’m up like Starbucks, three pumps, boo. I don’t cook, I don’t clean,

Stakes high, need a side of collard greens I’m up like Starbucks, three pumps, boo. I don’t cook, I don’t clean, But I’ve been eating healthy.

Ice cream, ice cream,

Ice cream, ice cream, I let him taste it and now he diabetic.

Ice cream, ice cream, I let him taste it and now he diabetic. Philly cheesesteak, all in that order.

Ice cream, ice cream, I let him taste it and now he diabetic. Philly cheesesteak, all in that order. In the food chain, I’m the one that eat ya.

Songs used in this poem: -WAP by Cardi B and Megan Thee Stallion -34+35 by Ariana Grande, Doja Cat and Megan Thee Stallion -Anaconda by Nicki Minaj -Body by Megan Thee Stallion -Deepthroat by Cupcakke -MOOO! by Doja Cat

Oh my fucking god, it was so hard to do this! After looking at all of the songs, I realized that a lot of these dirty songs use food metaphors, so it ended up being a poem about food! Maybe I’ll combine super clean songs to create a dirty song, next! Who knows?!

Have an amazing day, Papayas!