We’ve Got Problems…

We're going to win.

Orca armies are glistening, battle cries shocking.

No one wants to give up the Waffle Kingdom-

They are a great asset.

Good news has been brought from the pig kingdom,

Good news has been brought from the pig kingdom, that their pigniting bombs are ready to burn some waffles.

Or overcook them.

Or overcook them. Either way works.

But... we have a slight problem.

You see, the orca-pig alliance was absolutely certain

You see, the orca-pig alliance was absolutely certain we were going to win against the waffles.

That is, when iteration4 was emperor.

Now, his citizens have fed him to the wolves

Now, his citizens have fed him to the wolves and a strategist 3x as clever and 10x as evil,

Now, his citizens have fed him to the wolves and a strategist 3x as clever and 10x as evil, iteration5,

Now, his citizens have fed him to the wolves and a strategist 3x as clever and 10x as evil, iteration5, has taken the throne.

Our scouts have reported hardcore war training.

They've glimpsed the gleaming golden troops and warfare production.

And lastly, they've seen the emperor

And lastly, they've seen the emperor with his cruel, diamond eyes.

Still, we have nothing to fear.

What can waffles do against us mighty organisms?

written by: diana