NEVER WHO ON SUNDAY by Elizabeth Hensley (to the tune of "Never on Sunday)

Oh we can watch the Doctor on a Monday! a Tuesday! a Wednesday! a Wednesday night is fine. And we can watch the Doctor on a Friday, A Friday! We do it all the time!

We can watch the Doctor on a Saturday! A Saturday! A Saturday is best! But we never ever watch the Doctor on a Sunday. He needs a day of rest!

And we think that's fine, As he goes through time, That he skips Sunday, The reason we say, is that, We can watch the Doctor on a Monday! A Monday ...