Cat Assisted Gravitation
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Robin Williams Law of Gravity, “Gravity works.” Elizabeth Hensley’s addition to Robin William’s Law of Gravity:Especialy when dealing with a Cat!

Cat Assisted Gravitation

Robin Williams Law of Gravity, “Gravity works.” Elizabeth Hensley’s addition to Robin William’s Law of Gravity: “Especially when assisted by a Cat!” Cat Assisted Gravitation See it illustrated at http://tinyurl.com/songsandpoemsofteilhardsgod Or a college dissertation A Ming Dynasty vase Or a ten buck cooking pot. Whatever thing annoys the Cat Suddenly is not. Whatever thing annoys the Cat is now upon the floor. Or if its fun to play with It soon goes out the door! Could be tools of your occupation Or a glass for a libation Could be meds for constipation Or a dime a buck or more. So now you have the task Of the question you must ask What do you adore the more? A lifeless thing that does not care Or a dear Cat’s love and purr?

Cat assisted gravitation Can be a fine aggravation When the stuff upon your table Suddenly is not! Could be a book on levitation Or a college dissertation A Ming Dynasty vase Or a ten buck cooking pot. Whatever thing annoys the Cat Suddenly is not. Could be meds for constipation Or a dime a buck or more. So now you have the task Of the question you must ask What do you adore the more? A lifeless thing that does not care Or a dear Cat’s love and purr?

Whatever thing annoys the Cat is now upon the floor. Or if its fun to play with It soon goes out the door! Could be tools of your occupation Or a glass for a libation Could be meds for constipation Or a dime a buck or more.

So now you have the task Of the question you must ask What do you adore the more? A lifeless thing that does not care Or a dear Cat’s love and purr?

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