Once upon a time, in the great woods of China, there lived a happy panda family. They were- not normal. They were huge. They were fat. They were called the Bubblies.
So one day, he and his family got so fat that the father’s belly floated up to the sky. The mom was a little skinnier round the middle, but her butt was huge. Like, totally knockout ginormous. Her butt(s?) floated up to the sky. The son, the eldest child, was very fat round the thighs. This was a disadvantage for him, as his thighs floated up into the clouds, away, away, away…
The youngest daughter was abnormally fat round the head. So her head went bye-bye. This was a major disadvantage, as all of her senses were stuck right next to Zeus. (Now that I think of it, remind me to ask her if they had a conversation.)
Till today, they are still floating up in the sky with the birds. Until one day, the dad’s belly exploded and he went flying down into the ocean. The mom’s butt were so big, they popped as well. The kids’ body parts popped too, as if they were a balloon staying up too long.
They were back to normal again! No just kidding. The dad’s belly was deflated. So was the mom’s behind and the kids’ thighs and head. So, the body parts were just dangling from their body. And they lived happily ever after with dangling body parts. ~ THE END! ~