How emergency was fixed: the claimer has been sent to multiple doctors
EMERGENCY NUMBER 1
MY CAMERA ISN'T WORKING! wait.. what does this say? no storage? wait ... NO STORAGE? NOOOOOO!
EMERGENCY NUMBER 2
THERE. IS. A. BUG. ON. MY. COMPUTER. GET IT OFF!! EKK! GET IT OFF!
EMERGENCY NUMBER 3
MY PLAYLIST HAS BEEN WRECKED! SOMEONE TOUCHED IT! UGH WHAT KIND OF SONG IS THIS? FIND THIS PERSON WHO DID THIS! wait... never mind. I did it.
EMERGENCY NUMBER 4
I NEED 10 BUCKS. I ONLY HAVE ONE. HAVE I BEEN ROBBED?
I FORGOT WHICH NUMBER IM UP TO.
IM LOST IN MY HOUSE. I DON'T KNOW HOW THAT IS POSSIBLE.
THIS IS A REAL EMERGENCY!
NEWTIE DIED !! IM CRYING! FIX IT!
EMERGENCY! (FORGOT NUMBER AGAIN)
WE RAN OUT OF CHOCOLATE !
I NEED TO GET A SOCIAL LIFE! wait.. shouldn't that have been my first emergency?
WE RAN OUTTA CHOCOLATE! again.
Why can't I place an emergency call anymore! NOOOOO! AM I BANNED? oh well. I got another emergency hotline.