*Avengers in a meeting*
Tony: For the millionth time you guys, Parker is not my kid.
Steve: Tell a lie again.
Natasha: We dare you.
Tony: The kid is not my son!
Clint: *raises eyebrows*
Thor: So you are not the owner of the papers of adoption? *throwing a stack of papers onto the table*
Tony: Those are forgery!
Bruce: *leans forward* What is the star in the middle of our solar system called?
Tony: The sun.
Peter: *Who's been sitting at the end of the table this whole time playing a tetris app* Yeah Mr. Stark?
*Every Avenger leans forward toward Tony*
Tony: I can explain!