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*Avengers in a meeting* Tony: For the millionth time you guys, Parker is not my kid.

Spider-son #4

*Avengers in a meeting*

Tony: For the millionth time you guys, Parker is not my kid.

Steve: Tell a lie again.

Natasha: We dare you.

Tony: The kid is not my son!

Clint: *raises eyebrows*

Thor: So you are not the owner of the papers of adoption? *throwing a stack of papers onto the table*

Tony: Those are forgery!

Bruce: *leans forward* What is the star in the middle of our solar system called?

Tony: The sun.

Peter: *Who's been sitting at the end of the table this whole time playing a tetris app* Yeah Mr. Stark?

*Every Avenger leans forward toward Tony*

Tony: I can explain!

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