Tony: Okay, now what do you do if Nick Fury asks you to help?
Peter: If you come any closer, Mr. Stark gave me a tranquilizer gun and told me to shoot you until you're out cold.
*Fury walks in*
Fury: Kid, I need you to-
Peter: If you come any closer, Mr. Stark gave me a tranquilizer gun and told me to shoot you until you're out cold.
Tony: *Tearing up slightly* That's my boy!
*Fury gives Tony the stink eye and walks out*
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