The Robot Newman

The A.I. summoned the robot Newman,

The A.I. asked about his condition,

Said Newman: "I want to feel—to be human,"

The A.I. accepted Newman's submission,

The A.I. processed his petition,

The A.I. cogently deliberated

on the logic of Newman's admission,

The A.I. returned its disposition:

"The robot Newman is to be terminated,

He displays a fatal lack of ambition."