"What did you do this weekend?" What did I do this weekend? Which story would you prefer?
What if I spent a good part of it front of a screen? How boring I must be.
What if I ran ten long miles through the hills and the heat? How driven I must be.
What if I drank until I couldn't stand on my own two feet? How careless I must be.
What if I told you I did all three? What then, must I be?