I break into Tiffany's at midnight.
I break into Tiffany's at midnight. Do I go for the vault?
I go for the chandelier. It's priceless.
As I'm taking it down, a woman catches me.
As I'm taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It's her father's business.
She's Tiffany. I say "No." We make love all night.
In the morning, the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms.
I tell her to meet me in Mexico,
I tell her to meet me in Mexico, but I go to Canada. I don't trust her. Besides, I like the cold.
30 years later
30 years later, I get a postcard, I have a son
30 years later, I get a postcard, I have a son. He's the chief of police.
This is where the story gets interesting.
I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris, by the Trocadero.
She's been waiting for me all these years, she's never taken another lover.
I don't care. I don't show up.
I go to Berlin.
I go to Berlin. That's where I stashed the chandelier.
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Guys nothing of this is original 😂 If you don't know this is actually a scene from The Office US. I absolutely love that show and today's prompt reminded me of it so I wrote for fun.
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