"What is my perfect crime?"

I break into Tiffany's at midnight.

I break into Tiffany's at midnight. Do I go for the vault?

NO.

I go for the chandelier. It's priceless.

As I'm taking it down, a woman catches me.

As I'm taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It's her father's business.

She's Tiffany.

She's Tiffany. I say "No." We make love all night.

In the morning, the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms.

I tell her to meet me in Mexico,

I tell her to meet me in Mexico, but I go to Canada. I don't trust her. Besides, I like the cold.

30 years later

30 years later, I get a postcard, I have a son

30 years later, I get a postcard, I have a son. He's the chief of police.

This is where the story gets interesting.

I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris, by the Trocadero.

She's been waiting for me all these years, she's never taken another lover.

I don't care. I don't show up.

I go to Berlin.

I go to Berlin. That's where I stashed the chandelier.

Office fans! Where are you at?!

Guys nothing of this is original 😂 If you don't know this is actually a scene from The Office US. I absolutely love that show and today's prompt reminded me of it so I wrote for fun.

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