I'm going to tell some Yo Mama Jokes. (no offence at all to your mother)
Here they are!
1. Yo mama so fat, when you walk around her you get lost.
2. Yo mama's so ugly, her portraits hang themselves.
3. Yo mama so stupid, she stared at a box of juice cuz it said concentrate.
4. Yo mama's so stupid, she put her watch in the bank to save some time.
5. Yo mama so fat, when she went on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your zip code."
6. Yo mama's so ugly, even Hello kitty had to say goodbye.
Bye Fanwings! xD