My umbrella is big and red, flaring open behind and over my head. My big red umbrella inspired the "Lady in Red."
For my big umbrella and the lady in red, a photographer is a must, to compliment the "Lady in Red's" huge bust.
Umbrellas are "The Lady in Red's" accessories, but none matches or compares to my big red umbrella.
From under my cover I discovered the "Lady in Red" kissing my lover behind my big red umbrella.
The "Lady in Red" is dancing around with my big umbrella. She primps and poses. I think I know what hoes is!