Who stole my tomatoes?!
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mistexplorer74
mistexplorer74 In 85 wishes, kazuha is mine
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ahhh what a lovely plot.

Who stole my tomatoes?!

(read till the end)

Finally! The time had come! To make pizza during quarantine. Otherwise known as tomato puree and melted cheese on baked bread.

I pick out the tomato box, but instantly I notice something wrong with it. For starters, it was in the wrong place.

I have it next to the oranges, in rainbow, but someone had kept it next to the lemons. Second,

there were no tomatoes.

I had 5 of them this morning, and I live alone. As soon as I recover my senses I run around the house, and even dared to step outside. No one. As I stood on my porch, I called out,

"WHO STOL EMY TOMATOES?! I HAVE TO LIVE OFF MY SAVINGS, YOU GALUMPHING WORM! YOU TOOK MY TOMATOES, I WILL NOT FORGIVE YOU!!!"

What a splendid idea that was. I stormed back inside, my neighbors opening their windows wondering why I was being a galumphing worm.

I stopped short till I realized I was actually the galumphing worm.

My dumb ass had eaten them for breakfast.

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