Before I begin, let me tell you this is true. I HAVE AN UNDERWEAR DANGLING OUTSIDE MY WINDOW.
Here's a pic.
Okay, let the storm rage on.
I have a few questions.
1) Who are you? Surely you must be from my neighbor hood. It wasn't there before lockdown. It's not caught in the wind, the top is protected. There are trees outside.
You deliberately threw an underwear at me.
2) Who's underwear is it? Actually no, forget I asked.
3) What did I or my family do to deserve such disgust. (other than exist)
4) Please diet. That underwear is huge. ok jkkk
Okay, just to let you know through a few more words, here we go.
If you have not been offended, do not offend.
Whatever you have been through, do not affect others.
Also, don't make them smell either.
I actually do not know who did this. Live a good life, mate!