1. I would talk to you, but my nom said im not allowed to turn trash
2. You're so fake even China denied they made you
3. Do you think you're hot? Off you do, cause I'm cooler than you!
4. I would rather date a toilet.
5. What life?
6. I would say mind blown if you had a brain
7. Im sorry, do i look like a mirror?
8. Good, i was trying to look like you today.
9. Ok i actually said this to my teacher Random girl: what's longitude? Teach: seriously? Who's class were you in? Me: yours
10. The joke here is you.
Apply cold water to burn