A Vampire's Guide to Gourmet Dinner three double tetractys poems
A Vampire's Guide to Gourmet 
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Are you DYING to try out this blood curdling recipe?!?!

A Vampire's Guide to Gourmet Dinner three double tetractys poems

Prompt 2: "Vampires may play with their food, but they never set it free." - Pamela Palmer __________ PG Enjoy!

The short teaser of a five hundred (500) page recipe in this best-selling cookbook! ...

Hunt for food. Play for taste. Mere instructions for starving vampires stalking at midnight. Steps for preparation: patiently steam in cruel gazes and season with pure fear.

A real-life usage of this recipe by the authors! ...

Throats exposed, cold victims shake in suspense as fanged shadows taunt them with amused eyes. Thin, white creatures--they pace anxiously and famished whimpers escape pale, bloodless lips.

Here is the guaranteed result of following this guide in the hunt! ...

Warm, full, and thoroughly content, hunters head off to brag of a successful meal. Two hundred years of dull, depressing food is over thanks to this guide. Buy it now!

***Please read the following before purchasing this item.*** There is a 100% refund for this book if the meal is not delicious! ...

ATTENTION!!! There has been a typo!!! We apologize for the mistake. As you all know, blood takes a rather long time to dry and the dot was smeared away. Our scribe is rather careless these days; it must be thirst..."There is a 1.00% refund if the meal is not delicious!" Good luck out there, suckers!

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