Little S---s
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Observations from fatherhood. Profanity warning.

Little S---s

My wife and I fantasize about divorce.

We love each other.

We just think joint custody sounds amazing.

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My son got mad at a game of checkers.

He was playing against himself.

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Can you die from relentless words?

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Sorry, their still talking.

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Okay where wa

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Back now. They

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Damnit! They never sleep!

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And they always eat.

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And drink.

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If I ask my wife for juice she flips me off.

With good reason.

Fucking juice requests.

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Their friends.

OMG. Their friends want juice too!

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Diapers.

Two kids. Ten years of diapers.

You do the math.

Ugh. Fucking diapers.

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Have I mentioned they're annoying.

And they think they're fucking hilarious.

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Little shits.

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I couldn't love them more.

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