#YOUKNOWYOURAUSTRALIANWHEN
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#YOUKNOWYOURAUSTRALIANWHEN

by millie4235

#YOUKNOWYOURAUSTRALIANWHEN u learnt one of these at school for no reason

#YOUKNOWYOURAUSTRALIANWHEN ur introduction 2 drugs and alcohol was from a "giraffe" called Harold in a darkened trailer parked at ur school.

#YOUKNOWYOURAUSTRALIANWHEN iphones need 2 cool down before u use it!!

#YOUKNOWYOURAUSTRALIANWHEN u argue with ur teacher over which footy team u support...

#YOUKNOWYOURAUSTRALIANWHEN u pronounce Melbourne as 'mel-bin'

#YOUKNOWYOURAUSTRALIANWHEN u think it's perfectly ok 2 say Straya instead of Australia.

#YOUKNOWYOURAUSTRALIANWHEN saying 'excuse me' sounds rude but saying 'scuse me' is polite!!

#YOUKNOWYOURAUSTRALIANWHEN u believe that the more u shorten someone's name the more u like them:)

#YOUKNOWYOURAUSTRALIANWHEN the steering wheel is 2 hot 2 handle and the seat belt buckle becomes pretty good branding iron!!!!!! it's SUMMER!!

#YOUKNOWYOURAUSTRALIANWHEN u think it's right to call any bloke 'mate' when u can't remember their name;)

#YOUKNOWYOURAUSTRALIANWHEN You've made 'Vegemite worms' using the salty black stuff and some holey crackers/..

#YOUKNOWYOURAUSTRALIANWHEN u know the first verse of the national anthem but still doesn't know what 'girt' means>!!/

#YOUKNOWYOURAUSTRALIANWHEN u go 2 Bunnings for the sausage sizzle:))

#YOUKNOWYOURAUSTRALIANWHEN u call MacDonalds 'Macas'

#YOUKNOWYOURAUSTRALIANWHEN u see a cop car and use flashlights 2 warn others!:)

#YOUKNOWYOURAUSTRALIANWHEN North, South, East, West = Never Eat Soggy Weetbix

#YOUKNOWYOURAUSTRALIANWHEN this happens: THE FOLLOWING PROGRAM IS RATED PG FOR PARENTAL GUIDANCE. IT CONTAINS....

#YOUKNOWYOURAUSTRALIANWHEN u grew up knowing how 2 handle a spider:)

THAT'S IT THNX HOPE U ENJOYED:):):):):):):)

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millie4235baaakaaaa
4 months ago
SHOUTOUT BOOK!
SHOUTOUT BOOK!!!!!!!

millie4235baaakaaaa
4 months ago
When ur bored...
READ IT PLZ SUPER FUNNY IF UR NOT MAD RIGHT NOW!!!...

millie4235baaakaaaa
3 months ago
Gallipoli
Lest We Forget-ANZAC💐



millie4235baaakaaaa
3 months agoReply
@bernardtwindwil Thnx !!

bernardtwindwilGold CommaGranddad & story teller, tomthepo8.com
3 months agoReply
This was an excellent post. Great work!!!!!!

millie4235baaakaaaa
4 months agoReply
you know what posting watermelons and pineapples make me feel better....🍉🍍🍉🍍🍉🍍🍉🍍🍉🍍🍉🍍🍉🍍🍉🍍🍉🍍🍉🍍🍉🍍

millie4235baaakaaaa
4 months agoReply
someone follow me pleaseeeeeeee.... Sorry i get a bit emotional sometimes Sorry again for um sniffling I"m crying now gee ugh...😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

millie4235baaakaaaa
4 months agoReply
@craftyninja384 Thnx for reading my story!!❤❤🍉🍍

millie4235baaakaaaa
4 months agoReply
@suepace Thnx for reading my story!!❤❤🍉🍍

millie4235baaakaaaa
4 months agoReply
I'm Aussie 2!!

4 months agoReply
lol so accurate

suepaceI enjoy writing flash fiction and poetry
4 months agoReply
I did enjoy this. I am online friends (have been for seven years) with an Australian and this explained so very, very much!! (We'll never meet as it is too far and too expensive for either of us.)