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michaelschulze
michaelschulzeCommunity member
Autoplay OFF  •  2 years ago
Gardening in Queansland Australia

I recently read somewhere

FOR EVERY HUMAN THERE ARE THREE POINT FIVE BILLION ANT'S I THINK THE CENSUS MUST HAVE BEEN TAKEN IN MY GARDEN BED'S BUT I THINK they got the numbers wrong it's a bit on the conservative side

BUT ON THE GOOD SIDE THERE MUST BE A SYMBIOTIC RELATIONSHIP BETWEEN THE PLANTS AND THE ANT'S ALL THE PLANTS ARE DOING WELL IF CAN ONLY GET THEM IN THE GROUND WITHOUT BEING EATEN ALIVE

THEY CRAWL UP YOUR ARMS AND LEGS AND BITE YOU EVERWHERE WATER SEEMS TO KEEP THE LITTLE FUCKERS AT BAY OH IT'S NOT A PRETTY SITE PUTTING IN PLANTS WITH THE GARDEN HOSE SHOVED DOWN YOUR UNDERPANTS WATER RUNNING DOWN YOUR LEGS

IT'S A LOT CHEAPER THAN HAVING YOUR OWN CHEMICAL WEAPONS FACTORY AND AT THE END OF THE DAY IF YOU ARE SITTING IN THE DARK Contemplating the meaning of life

AND YOU HEAR A THUMP THUMP THUMP IT'S NOT YOUR FRIENDLY KANGAROO OR AN INVADER FROM OUTER SPACE IT'S JUST A CANE TOAD PASSING BYE WAIVING HI !

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