A LEGEND IN HIS OWN LIFETIME
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michaelschulze
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Another town another park well from now on it will be mostly free style camping

A LEGEND IN HIS OWN LIFETIME

by michaelschulze

WELL IN HIS MIND ANYWAY.

I was talking to the owner of the R.V. Park in Barraba Well he was talking to me i couldn't get a word in you see

So he is telling me what a hard worker he is and always was he started working at 12 years and worked 36 hours a day 8 days a week

Except when he was in the Army and single handedly defeated the Germans the Japanese and stopped the spread of communism . Well that's a whole new story for another day

Well after he won the second world War by himself he moved to Barraba where he became a football Hero

Well you see the way he tells it he was so good the rest of his teammates used to sit on the sideline a marvel at the way he demolished the opposition team

Well he was so good he won the premiership by himself when the opposition team of 18 and 20 year olds forfeited the game rather than have a to play against the 50 year old Hero

Now apart from working 36 /8 and being a football Hero he was also the words greater lover he still can't understand why his wife left him and neither can I

You see he not only owned and operated the Barraba RV Park he was also a qualified plumber and ran his own business

He tells me he is so good the first tap washer he replaced 60years ago still haven't started to leak

WELL NOW I'M NOT SAYING THAT HE IS THE WORLD BIGGEST LIAR

But every tap in the park drips or leaks and when you flush the toilet stand well back as the water shoots out of the bowl like Niagara Falls

WELL YOU SEE THE REASON I'M TELLING YOU THIS STORY IS I'M STAYING IN THE RV PARK AT GIMPIE

And the amenities block at Barraba would get a Five -Star Rating when you compare it to the one in the RV Park at Gympie man it is shocking never seen anything like in my life

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