How can I be a mamas boy when my mom isn't alive? Idiot.
I can't be a bundle of stick lol
Ah, thanks for the compliment mate.
"You're just looking for attention"
Uh, okay? How do I need to look for attention when your girlfriend gives me enough attention. ;)
"You look like you're 20 something"
So they would let me buy beer without an ID, cool man!