Thanos won. He is the most powerful being in the Universe. He has all the Infinity Gems
Life is good
"Hold on hold on hold on", a voice appears
It's Michelle Obama!
He is powerful beyond belief. He had defeated the entire Avengers crew
And so he laughs
"What's so funny?"
"That somehow the last savior of the universe is.....you"
"Now hold on"
"Don't make me show you my superpowers"
"I'm going to raise taxes on yo ass"
"That's right. Half of your powers automatically go to me!"
"But.....that's not fair"
"You know what's not fair? I'm going to raise it again. Now 60% goes to me!"
And the world as saved!!
Fuck yeah go Michelle!