Funky Martian
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mannbleakbland
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Funky Martian

Crude blue dude found enough ooze to use. Also enough booze to get through all the stupid things he's about to do. Jam toast, the clam closed. My name is Earl was taking too soon for such a good show. Koala bear with a thick head of hair, pretty sure it's a wig. Javelin thrower, equipped with a flamethrower vs the guy with the world's strongest leaf blower.

Not trying to say this too harshly, but please Funky Martion reevaluate your situation. There were no restrooms so i pissed in different parts of the space station. My mistake, please take my collection of 98 Honda window motors ,and brakes. I'm so grateful. Your pet fish is quite hateful.

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