The Birthday Party That Time Forgot
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malarkey
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Forced babysitters have it rough, especially when kids nag them for cake.

The Birthday Party That Time Forgot

Ugh, is this going to go on forever?

I can't keep watching these kids go up and down and up that stupid bouncy castle! My phone died what, hours ago!

I can't believe mom would just expect me to keep track of like twelve stupid kids, this is our own backyard for god's sake!

I can't believe mom would just expect me to keep track of like twelve stupid kids, this is our own backyard for god's sake! I'm not even getting paid!

I march back to my lawn chair and sit down crossing my arms within immediate boredom. I notice one kid, who isn't playing with anybody sitting under our big tree looking sullen.

I see my mom approach me, ugh she better not tell me to: "Round up the kids! Its time for cake!"

I groan, and she tells me to cut it out. I stand up and go over to the bouncy castle and call out for them to come. Of course, I get completely ignored!

I roll my eyes.

Ugh, is this going to go on forever?

I can't keep watching these kids go up and down and up that stupid bouncy castle! My phone died what, hours ago!

I can't believe mom would just expect me to keep track of like twelve stupid kids, this is our own backyard for god's sake!

I can't believe mom would just expect me to keep track of like twelve stupid kids, this is our own backyard for god's sake! I'm not even getting paid!

I march back to my lawn chair and sit down crossing my arms within immediate boredom.

I notice one kid, who isn't playing with anybody sitting under our big tree looking sullen.

I notice one kid, who isn't playing with anybody sitting under our big tree looking sullen. He stands up and approaches me.

"Can't I just have cake now? I've been waiting for five years, every time you go up everything just... rewinds... and that cake looks really good, can I have some please?"

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