"LOOK!" said my sister. "IT'S THE BIG TWINKIE!"
I just sat there rolling my eyes.
As soon as I put my earbuds in, my nemesis shows up.
And I roll my eyes again.
You're probably thinking of what's happening.
What's going on inside my head.
I'll tell you.
*"Stupid humans, always thinking you're better than each other. Let's see how you feel after today when I destroy all your friendships. Let's see how you'll end the world.
Let's see how you're going to kill everyone. *snaps fingers to the beat (Wisteria - Hands Like Houses), gets looked at like I'm crazy* This spell will see how it is. I will see you later.
"What are you smiling about?"
*pulls out an earbud and raises an eyebrow*
"What. Are. You. Smiling. About."
"1) I'm not mute. 2) I'm not stupid. So you can Fuck off"