Peter Parker: Ms. Mama Spider? How do you fill out a restraining order?
Scott Lang: Mama Spider???
Natasha Romanoff: It's our thing. Why do you ask, Baby Recluse?
Peter Parker: I'm pretty sure that guy on the red scooter is stalking me. He leaves notes for me on rooftops, one time I ran into him at the laundry mat, and some of my clothes were missing.
Scott Lang: Hold up here: I'm part of the bug crew too. Where's my nickname?
Natasha Romanoff: Hmm. Don't worry about it, Peter. I'll...take care of it.
Peter Parker: J-just out of curiosity, what exactly does "take care of it" mean?
Bucky Barnes: It's the same thing that Wanda does with a jar of Nutella.
Peter Parker: Oh. WAIT A MINUTE—
Deadpool, somewhere off in the distance: MUEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH