Unwanted Attention
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Peter Parker has a new fan; Scott feels left out of the Bug Crew.

Unwanted Attention

Peter Parker: Ms. Mama Spider? How do you fill out a restraining order?

Scott Lang: Mama Spider???

Natasha Romanoff: It's our thing. Why do you ask, Baby Recluse?

Peter Parker: I'm pretty sure that guy on the red scooter is stalking me. He leaves notes for me on rooftops, one time I ran into him at the laundry mat, and some of my clothes were missing.

Scott Lang: Hold up here: I'm part of the bug crew too. Where's my nickname?

Natasha Romanoff: Hmm. Don't worry about it, Peter. I'll...take care of it.

Peter Parker: J-just out of curiosity, what exactly does "take care of it" mean?

Bucky Barnes: It's the same thing that Wanda does with a jar of Nutella.

Peter Parker: Oh. WAIT A MINUTE—

Deadpool, somewhere off in the distance: MUEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH

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