*The Avengers go out to dinner*
Peter Parker: Anyone else have that one relative with the styrofoam diet, and forget the taste of real food unless they go out to eat? No? Just me?
Clint Barton: And Steve ;-;
Bucky Barnes: There's a reason I was driven to plums.
Tony Stark: There's a reason I now hide blueberries in the furniture. Just don't check the potted plants—
Scott Lang: Oh, you mean that hidden stash of Toffifay? Yeah, man...somebody took that...
Thor: Oh, this reminds me of a story! There was this one time where I went over to pick up Nutella, because I like Nutella, and then—
Everyone else: "My brother Loki transformed back into himself and said 'mmblerg, it's me.' And then he stabbed me."
Bucky Barnes: How many of your childhood stories end like that, man?
T'Challa: All of mine end with being peddled by cucumbers.
Tony Stark: Are we all skating around the fact that Scott ate my entire stash of Toffifay?
Thor: He is a fiend.
Wanda Maximoff: I bet Tony couldn't last one evening on the Styrofoam diet.
Tony Stark: Is that a challenge, Maximoff?
Natasha Romanoff: Tony, this is one veggie steak you shouldn't gnaw on.
Wanda Maximoff: Tony thinks Olive Garden is fast food.
Scott Lang: Seriously? Wow, no wonder the middle class is so angry. . .
*looks at menu* Tony Stark: Alright, I'll bite. Literally and figuratively. Where's the menu, what do they call "sweet revenge" at this place...?
Wanda Maximoff: Something wrong?
Tony Stark: ...I'm the one who pays the check. I'll eat whatever I want.
Bucky Barnes: I pity your doctor.
Stephen Strange, peering over the menu: Thank you.