Shuri: Refrigerator Boy!
Tony Stark: Oh, you mean Jaime Lannister. He's still into blondes, apparently.
Sam Wilson: Whew, Edward Cullen was glistening today. Like the iceberg that hit the Titanic.
Nick Fury: If Mr. Plum Man touches my car again, he's going to have a pointless existence.
Natasha Romanoff: My favorite cereal is Boo Bucky ;)
Nick Fury: Flea markets will burn.
Wanda Maximoff: Honestly, sometimes he reminds me of the Mad Hatter from "Once Upon a Time". But maybe it's just me.
Pietro Maximoff: That man stole my hair! And my stubble! And my backstory!! BEGONE, CLONE
Carol Danvers: To be honest, I forget his name sometimes. I remember "winter" and I see his beautiful dark hair and I always wanna call him Snow White.
Scott Lang: Sometimes he reminds me of an Oreo. A really sad, pouty Oreo. That punches people.
Carol Danvers: To be fair, he is pretty enough to be a Disney Princess.