Yes, I am a brat. Yes, I am selfish. Yes, it is my way or my way. Yes, I said my way or my way. At least I gave you an option.
When I hung up on your girlfriend. It was no accident. I did it on purpose.
When I "tripped" and "accidentally" unplugged your controller from the video game...that was not an accident. I did it on purpose.
That time when I "forgot" to tell you a girl called for you, and she stopped talking to you at school...you guessed it. Not an accident. I did it on purpose.
And all the times I had your back...I did that on purpose too!
It is wonderful having the brother I have. As a kid there was never a dull moment with us.
Even now as adults we still have a great bond.
Despite my numerous attempts to sabotage his happiness (Sorry, but that is what happens if you don't play by my rules.), we get along very well.
What can I say? I did it on purpose.