Turning on the lights in my house
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lentis
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i’m trying to figure out how to turn a light on in this old house that was built in the 70s. so i ask my mom to help, and my stepdad tells me there’s a certain technique to turn it on. he does a horse stance, tells me to tighten my stomach, then does this weird jitsu hand movement and tells me to go HWAH!

Turning on the lights in my house

i’m trying to figure out how to turn a light on in this old house that was built in the 70s. so i ask my mom to help, and my stepdad tells me there’s a certain technique to turn it on.

he does a horse stance, tells me to tighten my stomach, then does this weird jitsu hand movement and tells me to go HWAH!

HAHAHAHA and i go, “WHAT IS THIS?! DRAGON BALL Z? IM SERIOUS I JUST WANT THE LIGHTS ON!”

hes so dead serious, and keeps doing it. the lights turn on and off everytime he does it.

so at this point, i’m convinced that this method works. but i’m still skeptical.

then i realized there’s a button on the floor that he stepped on while he did a horse stance.

oh my god i died laughing.

my stepdad is so hilarious.

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