Oatmeal [Caribbean Story]
Oatmeal
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lauriwebster
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[Long] I just wanted to share this to show a vision of how we talk, humour, and... Bravery. This is broken English! P.s I've been to England for three years. I like Wheetabix! 🥣

Oatmeal [Caribbean Story]

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This oa

This oat

This oatm

This oatme

This oatmea

This oatmeal

This oatmeal i

This oatmeal is

This oatmeal is s

This oatmeal is so

This oatmeal is so g

This oatmeal is so go

This oatmeal is so goo

This oatmeal is so good

This oatmeal is so good,

This oatmeal is so good,

This oatmeal is so good,

This oatmeal is so good,

This oatmeal is so good,

This oatmeal is so good, says no one

This oatmeal is so good, says no one EVER,

This oatmeal is so good, says no one EVER,

This oatmeal is so good, says no one EVER,

This oatmeal is so good, says no one EVER, OK?

If I had to choose someting to live on,

If I had to choose someting to live on, it

If I had to choose someting to live on, it would

If I had to choose someting to live on, it would not

If I had to choose someting to live on, it would not be

If I had to choose someting to live on, it would not be oatmeal

If I had to choose someting to live on, it would not be oatmeal.

If I had to choose someting to live on, it would not be oatmeal. Point

If I had to choose someting to live on, it would not be oatmeal. Point Blank

If I had to choose someting to live on, it would not be oatmeal. Point Blank Period.

Plus, when I finish eat it, the bowl does be dry

Plus, when I finish eat it, the bowl does be dry.

Plus, when I finish eat it, the bowl does be dry..

Plus, when I finish eat it, the bowl does be dry...

Plus, when I finish eat it, the bowl does be dry... Let's start there.

Plus, when I finish eat it, the bowl does be dry... Let's start there. I don't like washing the bowl and it's a lot of hard work to clean that too!

Just the other day, I overheard a conversation

Just the other day, I overheard a conversation between

Just the other day, I overheard a conversation between my

Just the other day, I overheard a conversation between my sister

Just the other day, I overheard a conversation between my sister and

Just the other day, I overheard a conversation between my sister and my

Just the other day, I overheard a conversation between my sister and my mother

Just the other day, I overheard a conversation between my sister and my mother.

Just the other day, I overheard a conversation between my sister and my mother. Not just about oatmeal. But about ME too.

Mommy: I make some oatmeal dere, I wonder if Lauri will want.

Mommy: I make some oatmeal dere, I wonder if Lauri will want. Fédi: Oatmeal?

Mommy: I make some oatmeal dere, I wonder if Lauri will want. Fédi: Oatmeal?

Mommy: I make some oatmeal dere, I wonder if Lauri will want. Fédi: Oatmeal?

Mommy: I make some oatmeal dere, I wonder if Lauri will want. Fédi: Oatmeal? Not she!

She right!

She right! That porridge there does be so gruel.

She right! That porridge there does be so gruel. When I used to be in England, I used to eat that every morning with my fruits

She right! That porridge there does be so gruel. When I used to be in England, I used to eat that every morning with my fruits and

you sure you want me tell you the rest?

So sometimes I would just have wheetabix, a cereal, or a sandwich!

So sometimes I would just have wheetabix, a cereal, or a sandwich! Besides, when my mother used to leave the porridge on the side for me, the porridge would get thick. Let me stick to cream of wheat, you hear me?

Fin/einde.

Fédi: Oatmeal? Not she! Written by, Lauri

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