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lauriwebster
lauriwebster Story writer & Art lover β™‘Saint Martiner
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Sort of pun here I guess, πŸ‘‰πŸ½πŸ‘ˆπŸ½ πŸ΄πŸ”πŸ“
By the way, I'm not okay with cheating... πŸ’”

Cheat day

Look forward to the weekends To cheat.

Look forward to the weekends To cheat. Seven days,

Look forward to the weekends To cheat. Seven days, fourteen,

Look forward to the weekends To cheat. Seven days, fourteen, twenty-one... Counting an unexciting pattern.

Twenty-seven...

Twenty-seven... Pfft, it's ok. No one saw that.

Food waited for me in the fridge that day.

Food waited for me in the fridge that day. It's ok. I'll make up for that!

The cold food waited for me in the fridge... Fine! I'll buy my body-y-y-y... som-m-m-e fruit bouquets. Ok! I'll Burn The calories...

Fine! I'll buy my body-y-y-y... som-m-m-e fruit bouquets. Ok! I'll Burn The calories...

Ok! I'll Burn The calories...

Sheesh... Happy now?

Ok! I can't burn the temptations. I need a break.

We're Breaking up.

We're Breaking up. B

We're Breaking up. Be

We're Breaking up. Because I need to focus on myself.

Let's split-up.

Let's split-up. Did someone say

Let's split-up. Did someone say banana split?

Hopefully my body will not notice. I'll abstain far away from the food market.

Hopefully my body will not notice. I'll abstain far away from the food market. Yes, that's where they are... Usually.

The mind...

The mind... The cause of this craving. Needs to be broken only in the mind.

The mind... The cause of this craving. Needs to be broken only in the mind. κœ°α΄α΄α΄… α΄˜α΄Κ€Ι΄.

Look forward to the weekends to cheat on the food in the fridge. - Lauri

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