By A Random Awesome Person
I always loved humor and comedy, but... I never find time for it. Because I am a HUGE procastinater. Wait, is that even a word? "Procastinater"? Have I just invented a word?!
I think I have... Oh my God... How many words have I created now?! Damnit, why can't I be smart enough to keep track so I'll be famous for these words one day?!?!
Anyway, I bet you didn't come to read this to read of me blabbering, right? Right? Yeah, I think so.
By the way, I'm not setting the background, it's generating on its own, so it may not fit what's written. Sorry, I just can't be bothered.
I wonder what its like up in the sky. Also, do stars have a daily lifestyle, just like us on Earth? Do they eat, fart, sleep, repeat? If they do...
HIGH FIVE STARS!!! I do that too! :D Also do rockets feel like an invasion to your space?
Well anyway, I have a question. If tomatoes are a fruit, then is tomato sauce a smoothie?
And if bananas are berries, which surprised me when I first learnt so, then are strawberries... non-berries?
Also, is it just me, or am I really not good at amusing you? (insert sad emoji here) 😭
What's this? You're still reading? Or do you just have Auto whatever on and it's just sliding continuously?
Anyway this is the end. I'm sorry if I was a disappointment.