10 Things Everyone Can Relate To

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10 things everyone can relate to.
Actually I probably got most of them wrong. Oh well, I'm gonna publish this anyway.

10 Things Everyone Can Relate To

By A Random Awesome Person

Thing #1:

You only want two things: To eat and to lose weight.

Thing #2:

You re-read any email you've sent immediately after you sent it.

Thing #3:

When you read "Thing #1" and "Thing #2" just now you thought of Thing 1 and Thing 2 from Cat in the Hat. Please say I'm right and that wasn't just me.

Thing #4:

You procastinate going to take a shower, but when you finally do, you don't want to stop.

Thing #5:

You hope if you have food in your teeth, someone tells you quickly. Yet you never tell someone in the same situation because you have no idea how.

Thing #6:

When you aren't looking for it, it comes to you. When you are, it doesn't. I have no idea what "it" is, either.

Thing #7:

You find cats adorable. Yes, they may scratch you and that may hurt, but they are still ADORABLE.

Thing #8:

You always click "Skip Ad". Always. Well actually I don't but you probably do.

Thing #9:

You love food.

Thing #10:

You don't care about the age restriction and sign up anyway. C'mon you must've done it at least once before.

Was I right? Was I wrong? Yeah, I probably got a lot wrong. But that's beside the point. I hope you enjoyed! :)

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@ivanesajaia well i can't guarantee that what i end up tagging you on will be anything you like or even consider funny but ok :p

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@laurendmm300 yo tag me on fun stuff :P

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@bernardtwindwil Thanks :D @ivanesajaia Well sorry to disappoint, but I'm not one for being serious when I can be fun :p

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This was cute and clever. It was uttterly charming. You obviously put some original thought into this. Great poem!!!!

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it was good but expected kinda deep list :P