By A Random Awesome Person
You only want two things: To eat and to lose weight.
You re-read any email you've sent immediately after you sent it.
When you read "Thing #1" and "Thing #2" just now you thought of Thing 1 and Thing 2 from Cat in the Hat. Please say I'm right and that wasn't just me.
You procastinate going to take a shower, but when you finally do, you don't want to stop.
You hope if you have food in your teeth, someone tells you quickly. Yet you never tell someone in the same situation because you have no idea how.
When you aren't looking for it, it comes to you. When you are, it doesn't. I have no idea what "it" is, either.
You find cats adorable. Yes, they may scratch you and that may hurt, but they are still ADORABLE.
You always click "Skip Ad". Always. Well actually I don't but you probably do.
You love food.
You don't care about the age restriction and sign up anyway. C'mon you must've done it at least once before.
Was I right? Was I wrong? Yeah, I probably got a lot wrong. But that's beside the point. I hope you enjoyed! :)