I want you to sit here
It's a surprise.
I don't like this chair.
It's too hard
And my bum itches
From sitting in it for so long.
You only sat in it for barely a minute.
It doesn't matter! Can I please sit in another chair?
Here is another one.
Now sit quietly, like you are required to do...
Why am I required to do so?
Because that is what the people expect.
It doesn't matter. Just know that if you really want it, you have to wait for it.
And do nothing?
And do nothing.
This chair is suffocating me, I can hardly think. It's making my brain turn to mush.
I suppose you would like another chair?
No, I don't want a chair at all.
Well, how will you wait for your surprise?
I can dance while I wait.
I can sing while I wait.
Well, I'll say---
I can eat porridge while I wait.
I can be horrid while I wait.
Now young lady--
I can wait, but I don't want to sit down
my legs are too active for that.