" If I wanted to learn something I wouldn't have gone to community college" -Jeff Winger
" some people have a hard time seeing Booyah to moral relativism"
-Duncan (from community)
"I'm thinking of marrying that special person from those songs I'm always hearing about."-Ethan Hauf
"The real immediate universe isn't chaotic or mysterious, it's predictable as fuck, and once your realize that you have a super power"-Sheridan