Father need not worry, for when Father is occupied with that kingly business known as "work"
(something the pup knows nothing about, Mother adds),
Prince Vax'ildan Drake Moore takes up Father's mantle.
With his righteous bark, he passes judgment unto the human pups who stray upon our kingdom,
crushing our lands with their shoed paws and throwing their refuse into our gardens, as they walk to and from that neighboring kingdom called School.
"Fie!" he barks. "Fie on you all!"
This story is approved by His Royal Puppiness, Prince Vax of House Moore